TOYS
Round-up
Spidey, Onua, Spooky and Fillerbunny.
It's pretty annoying to hear people say that they 'collect' toys, only going after those that could be worth £2 more in 50 years time than they were when they bought them. I still buy toys but I wouldn't call myself a collector more

KOOLAH
Evil Football
The cruelty of playground games.
Everyone likes to think, or sometimes boast, that they went to the hardest school in the country. Why this is I'm not sure, is it like it makes you a better or more interesting person somehow? The thing is more

BLINK 182
TOYPAJ
Album and Video Review.
Blink 182 with a dark, foreboding side? Surely not; but the semblance of their latest album certainly gives that impression. Black cover, no amusing photographs or face pulling; just the   more

NERF HERDER
Live
Sci-fi pop-punks' at Brighton.
Before I get stuck into this review, I should just point out that there probably won't be much mentioned about the actual music. This is the usual eyemachine style of talking more about more

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE
Live
US Post grungers at Norwich.
Sorry but this is not going to be a very lengthy review simply because it's two days later and my memory is not what it used to be. more

LUM
Perfect Collection
TPB of the Urusei Yatsura comic.
If there's one thing I want out of life, it's value for money. Not necessarily quality or quantity, but more something that looks like how much it costs. more

1984
The play
Haunting adaption of the novel.
Hmm well I know this isn't the usual eyemachine review as it is a play (incidentally, having the title of an 80s year does technically qualify - Ed) but it was so enjoyable I think it counts more

WEEZER
The 'Green' Album
The nerd-rockers return.
Where the hell have Weezer been all this time? Come on, you can't just disappear for five years and then suddenly come back with a new album from out of nowhere. Now Ok, I don't really read the music press anymore but more

THE HOLE
Movie
The worst film of all time?
When most people think of British cinema they usually think of gritty movies which are, more often than not, dull and more than a little depressing; so after seeing the glossy trailer for the hole, you'd be forgiven for thinking that it wasn't home-grown. more

WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR...
Stuff
Where are those ingenius inventions?
Well I've been mulling this one over for a while, I should have written it quite a while ago actually, but a whole crop of gigs came up which I had to review and still haven't finished yet either. more